Things That Are Pants: One Girl's List
People who don't use turn signals.
Matchbox 20--er I mean TWENTY, Tonic, Stir and others of their ilk.
People who bust out your car window just for fun--not even looking to see if you have anything worth stealing.
Things That Are Pants: One
Getting dragged to Fetish Nite.
TOM'S GIANT ASS. DROP THE CHEESE, FATBOY!
A good swift kick in the nuts. Wait, that's a good thing.
Killian's in bottles and cans. Why's it taste like so much poop?
Anything involving the phrase "phasers on stun."
Working hard for the money, so hard for it honey.
St. Etienne. God, they suck.
Gigantic rotating razor blade death machines in my fridge.